Tag: #quirkyholidays
Happy National Men’s Grooming Day! Because let’s admit it Ladies…most Men get the business after a fresh cut. Treat yourself and enjoy the day Gentlemen!
National Rum Day! For me, rum stirs up images of sandy beaches and unlimited drinks.
Happy National Orgasm Day!!!
This post contains sexual content. View at your own risk…
As a lover of all things intimacy and sex celebrate today!
I have been on the hunt for this toy and I finally got it!
I read all of the reviews. I tried to buy it when I was in Miami only to find out that it was sold out. It was sold out everywhere I looked online…one day I found it.
What better day to give this popular toy a proper review?
Before I do, I’d like to provide you with a few FACTS:
- 7 out of 10 women can climax as many as 20 times in a single session (Can you count while in the moment?)
- You cannot think straight when you orgasm. (Ladies/Gentlemen do not answer any questions during this time…LOL)
- Female orgasms can dull pain; this is in part becuase endorphins and oxytocin are released when you orgasms
- Almost 60% of women ejaculate when they orgasm. (This is often referred to as squirting)
- Women in same-sex relationships are more likely to orgasm than women who sleep with men (I cannot provide a comment on this)
So here goes…
Let me start by saying that I think it is well worth the money. I wasn’t even aware that it was a dual toy. It has possibly taken the place of my trusted wand…
There is no shame in my game that I have quite the collection. From bluetooth toys to straight up rope. If it’s sex, I got it. Once upon a time, I was going to be a certified sex therapist. I was so tired of people being uptight about the most amazing experience eveeeeeeeerr known to man. It’s how your kids get here. Shit it is how you got here…why are you afraid to explore? Your Mom probably had the meanest arch while getting her back blown out! (I am definitely about a bottle of Hennesy into this blog post and so into early self-care Sunday)
Well. If you don’t have one ladies…I suggest that you put this one on your wish list. It is a pretty amazing substitute for the obvious and gets the job done quite well.
Let’s first talk about the artificial tongue. It comes with a silicone ridged sleeve that makes the “licking” sensation more realistic. (Good job guys). Now it does not compare to that of a very experienced partner but it does the trick. There are 7 tongue motion patterns although I don’t think I made it past number 3 👀
Next up is the suction…this could use a little work in my opinion. This beauty comes with 2 pleasure attachments. One round and one oval. I’m assuming the suction attachments are to be used depending upon the size and shape of your “magic triangle”. I personally would like more customization here. This is a major part of the toy. Who makes these toys? They need a product tester like myself before they throw these things on the shelf or online. All in all the suction is hit or miss depending on what you like. I turned the suction off. It was just putting a bend in the experience. This would be my only negative to the toy…
There are about 7 vibration settings on the G-Spot stimulator. I was so focused on the suction and tongue that I missed this feature. The silicone handle has it own motor..and it is the G-spot stimulator…
The battery life so far is proving to be good. It comes with a magnetic USB charger. It is rechargeable and I’ve not yet been able to determine the true life of the battery. Not sure that I will get the chance…
I have no more energy. It’s late and I will have to review the G-Spot stimulator end later.
As of right now all I can say is “Goodnight“. If I could cook this bitch breakfast in the morning I would but it can’t eat so…
Pleasure yourself or someone else today. Give a little head or get a little head. It’s National Orgasm Day. I hope you enjoy it! I did 😁
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Happy Friendship Day!
Friendship is trust, care, sharing, responsibility, loyalty, understanding and support. A friend is someone who understands your past, doesn't judge you, believe in your future, supports and accepts you today the way you are... Enjoy every moment with friends. Today's beautiful moments are tomorrow's beautiful memories.
I have had some good ones and I have had some shitty ones.
Regardless of the outcome, I appreciate them all because they are serving or have served their purpose.
What a better way to start the weekend! Spend some time with your dearest friend(s).
HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY!!!
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Paperback Book Day!! My Bedroom Reading Nook. Books gifted or purchased. Reading promotes concurrent learning. Pick up a book today!
National Tequila Day!
Today my friends, we celebrate tequila, my favorite liquor!
DID YOU KNOW??? The Mexican government allows labeling something as tequila if it has at least 51 percent agave-derived sugar—the rest can be cane or corn sugar. Mexican law says that for a spirit to be considered to be tequila, it also must be manufactured in one of five Mexican states: Jalisco, Michoacán, Nayarit, Guanajuato, or Tamaulipas.
True tequila came about when the word was first printed in 1795. José María Guadalupe Cuervo was given the first commercial license to produce it, from the king of Spain. The popularity of tequila in the US didn’t arrive until the 1960s when…you guessed it…college students in California began drinking it. It wasn’t until then that sales began to grow, and it became popular for its wonderful use in making margaritas.
FUN FACTS:
- Tequila ranges in alcohol content, from about 31% (62 Proof) to 55% (110 Proof).
- There are five classifications of tequila: Blanco, Joven, Reposado, Añejo, and Extra Añejo. My favorite is Blanco although I keep Reposado and Añejo on my bar as well.
- In Mexico, tequila is usually sipped, while here in the US we take it as a shot, with lime and salt, to either get the party started or keep the party going.
- A “classic” way to drink it, sometimes called the “Mexican itch,” consists of taking a straight shot of tequila, along with some crushed worms from the agave plant, which are contained in a salt shaker. San Antonio: City in the Sun(1946) described it by saying, “You gulp the Tequila, sprinkle the mummified condiment on the back of your hand, swallow it, suck on a small piece of lime, and then sit down for awhile to recover your senses.” The worm, which is really a caterpillar or a larva, is sometimes placed in bottles of some mezcals. This is a marketing gimmick and not the traditional way that tequila was drank. Eww…I’m going to pass on this one (until I go to Mexico…)
So today enjoy some tequila. Whether it is shots, a nice mixed drink or a magarita. Enjoy and drink responsibly!! I’m sure I will be WGW later!
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